Showing posts with label tickets. Show all posts
Showing posts with label tickets. Show all posts

Friday, March 26, 2010

The Subway - Tip #5 Your Ticket On Board







No doubt, there will be a line to buy a subway ticket. The machines are there for a reason, and why people stand in line to buy from the person behind the window, I still have no idea, because not only do they not care where you are going, but they sure as hell don't care if you get there. They are so miserable with their jobs, they want to make sure every one else is too. So....

Tip #5 - Learn how to buy your ticket, on your own

While you are in line waiting to buy a ticket, pay attention. The people in front of you are very familiar with how to do this, so take notes and don't just stand in line picking your ass, watch what others are doing so when it is your turn, you don't stand there like an idiot reading each screen like if you push the wrong button, the machine will blow up, because, well, it won't. What will blow up are the people's tempers behind you who have no time to wait for you to figure out how to use this crazy looking machine that takes your money and spits out a ticket.

If you are in one of the few stations during those few times of day where the machines don't have any lines and there aren't any people around, then by all means, feel free to stand there and read all the fine print. I recommend doing this in the early morning, definitely before 6am, prior to rush hour on weekdays or at night, between 8-10pm when all other tourists are sitting in a broadway show or enjoying dinner.

Bottom line, pay attention

Friday, March 5, 2010

The Theatre - Tip #5 Waiting


Ok, this one will be short and sweet. No need to go into a lot of detail on this one, but if anyone is confused, or totally doesn't get it, then please contact me directly.

Tip #5 - Lines are for fools

Now I mean this is the nicest way, I really do, hehe. When you buy your tickets, either on line or at the box office prior to the show, there is NO NEED to stand in line 1 to 2 hours before the show starts.

You will NOT see anyone famous, they will not upgrade your seat for arriving early and I know this one might be a shocker, but no one is going to take your seat if you arrive late. You have an assigned seat for pete's sake.

Also, if you do feel the need to stand in this line that wraps around the block, then please do everyone else a favor and stop pushing to make the line move faster. Again, this is not general admission or lawn seating. You have ASSIGNED SEATS. That means that no one else can sit in the seat that is on YOUR ticket.

'nuff said. Next week...Tips for Walking in NYC