The Subway - Tip #4 Don't Stop

The worst thing you can do when you go down into the subway system is to stop walking. Whoa boy, watch out because you WILL be run over and pushed. So there is your warning, so when you stop and get pushed, don't get pissed and don't go starting a yelling match, because I'm hear to tell you, YOU WERE WRONG.

Tip #4 - Don't Stop Moving

You are surrounded by people who know where they are going, how to maneuver through crowds, and have no patience for tourists.

Before you go underground, know where you need to go, or at least know what train you are looking for so you can continually move while looking for the right sign to the right train. Oh, and while you are above ground looking at the map trying to figure out what train you need to take, make sure you have pulled off to the side of the sidewalk and are not the idiots standing in the middle of the walkway holding up a huge subway map looking for your destination, because again, here is your warning, you will get pushed, shoved and possibly spit on.

Or, better yet, put down the map, and ask a very nice stranger walking next to you how to get to your exciting new tourist attraction. Because of this, they will not push you, shove you or spit on you.

Happy Travels

The Subway - Tip #3 You Smell

Don't assume you don't stink. When you are in a train full of people, especially after seeing a Yankee game for example, just know...

Tip #3 - You Stink

Wear deodorant, bring extra deodorant, and do whatever it is you need to do to not smell, because you do, you smell bad.

However, do NOT cover yourself in perfume or cologne, ugghhh, it gives people a headache, and by people I mean me. Deodorant will be just fine. And for those of you coming from places that don't believe or use this thing called deodorant, then go to the nearest drug store and pick up your first stick, because you stink, and we shouldn't have to suffer.

The Subway - Tip #2 Rush Hour

Whoa boy, this is one of those posts that are really for those who live in the city. Rush Hour sucks, and we all know it. But here's a secret that millions just can't see to catch onto.

Tip #2 Another Train is Coming

I understand that when you see a train, you think, oh my god, if I don't catch this train, I'll NEVER get home. Well, I'm here to tell you that, YES YOU WILL. There is another train coming, and you know what? During rush hour, they actually run more often, so another train will come, in just a few minutes.

Stop pushing, stop squeezing and stop thinking that you getting home is more important than the person next to you getting home. If it's really that important, then take a taxi, or buy a car.

Otherwise, deal with the fact that everyone is trying to go home after work and there aren't enough cars or space for everyone to fit on that ONE train. So take a deep breath (well, not that deep, especially during the summer when everyone smells like ass) and relax.

The Subway - Tip #1 Don't Be Scared

The biggest thing I hear when people are visiting NYC is that they are afraid to use the Subway because they think they will get lost. Hahahahahaha, I just laugh.

Tip #1 - You Can't Get Lost

Think about it this way, a subway train runs 2 ways, the way its headed and the opposite way its headed. If you got on the train and suddenly found yourself in Queens, get out of the train, and go to the opposite side and head back the way you came.

Just make sure you get on the same train number or letter. ie if you 'got lost' on the N train, then take the N train back.

But you can't get lost. You can either go north east south or west, so if you headed west and oops, wrong direction, then you know what? Go east.

It's not that hard. So stop wasting money in cabs and take the plunge under ground. Get on the subway and 'get lost'

Driving - Tip #5 lanes are there for a reason

I've already touched on this one when I talked about walking on busy sidewalks. But I would like to bring it up again today.

Tip #5 - They have lanes for a reason

I have a VERY close friend of mine that is horrible at this, and I never said anything because I felt like it may be a very touchy subject, but right now, this friend will remain nameless and I hope that someone takes something away from this tip.

A lot of people like to ride in the left lane. For some reason, that I may never know, people don't understand that the left lane is to pass slower moving cars. It is not to just drive in because it's there. The left lane is for passing. So I shall repeat, if you are slower, stay to the right, if you always are passing, stay to the left. But when in doubt, stay in the right lane and use the left to pass when needed.

Please don't just drive in the left lane because it's convenient.

Thank you.

Next week - The Subway

Driving - Tip #4 The U Turn

Now, I have never admitted to being a good driver, and my husband will tell you that I'm horrible. And really I am, so when I tell you I just learned something the other day, please don't be surprised, because I did, I just learned something about U-Turns.

Tip #4 - The Right Of way

If you are making a U-Turn, and have a green light to go, and there are drivers making a right hand turn, THEY have the right of way.

I know crazy right? When I see a green light or arrow, I just assume that I have the right of way, well I don't.

On the other side of this, if you are behind someone in a left turn lane that can also be used as a U-Turn lane, please be aware that those making a U-Turn may stop abruptly because they are waiting for the other driver making the right hand turn to well, turn.

For the longest time, this irritated the hell out of me, and I would sit there and yell at the stopped driver saying "helloooooo, green light!!! real nice, way to drive moron."

Oh, here's something else, if there is a sign that says 'No U-turn' then don't U-Turn. Why? I'm not really sure, maybe someone out there can explain that part of it, but bottom line....don't do it.

Maybe there is something we can learn from this. Common sense is grouped. You may know more about common sense in certain areas of life, like the theatre for example, and be an idiot in others, like for me, driving.

There, another idiot moving in the right direction :)

Driving - Tip #3 The Phone

Geez, this is a tough one for me because I'm so guilty of it. That's right, I'm claiming to be one of the idiots I'm trying to help. Even though I spend 90% of my week in the car, that is NO excuse to text, check email, check facebook and make phone calls while driving.

Tip #3 - Put it down

Oprah recently started a campaign to keep phones out of the car. Kind of like the rule "no phones at the dinner table" we should also bring that to our cars. I have avoided signing on to her campaign because it is really difficult for me to put my phone down. I don't want to miss a sale, or even worse, have a client be pissed because their schedule didn't start when originally scheduled.

And when my pretty iPhone dings, blings and rings, I can't help but look. Someone needs me, and that feels good.

How many of you are guilty of this? So here is what I propose. Put it down. I am going to put it out there today, right now, holding myself liable. Because a text isn't worth it if I can't even read it because I'm dead. Or even worse, if you hit my car with me, my husband and my little Emily because of a phone. So here goes....I am going to sign Oprah's No Texting Campaign. Will you?