The Plane - Tip #3 Don't Push

This one really gets me because no matter what kind of line anyone stands in, people get stupid.

Tip #3 - Pushing doesn't make you go any faster

Why is it that when the plane is ready to board, everyone jumps up at the same time and stands in line, which because every one is in line, the line goes so far back that it seemed silly to stand up in the first place.

Also, let's say Group 1 is called, why do all the people in groups 2-4 also stand up and walk over to pretend they are standing in line, creating a big cluster, which causes confusion for those who really do want to stand in line?

Picture this, you are sitting there waiting to board your flight, the gates open and you are called. You stand, walk casually over to the attendant, hand over your ticket and casually walk onto the walkway leading to your plane. Never gonna happen if you continually try to pull this crap of budging and pushing.

Pushing in line doesn't get you there faster, budging in line gets you on the plane faster but doesn't get the plane off the ground faster, all it does is gets you on a stuffy plane, that smells like bathroom, sitting on the aisle, getting pushed by bags, arms, people and children trying to find their seat.

Relax, the plane will not leave with out you, enjoy your time in the terminal because it's much better than the plane and stop pushing, because, well, it's rude.